I smell poo-poo!

Now when you read a title like that - you might think this was said while being in some far away adventure land, where unexpected things can happen; like a remote untouched place where we are searching for life - and "I smell poo-poo" might be a clue.
No sir - you say this everyday - that's right when you do poo-poo in the comfort of your own toilet and your own home! The reason - you want someone to stand right next to you and spray an air freshener every time you smell poo-poo. It does not help that you don't like the sound of the exhaust.
It has been a few months since you have been potty trained, but you don't like to go alone - so when you need to go pee-pee or poo-poo - you hold your pee-pee and start to jump around; and this is followed by us asking you if you need to go potty; and you say "yes, you come" and then we say "no, you go". This goes back and forth till one party concedes. That party is typically us, because clearly you don't have anything to lose. If we don't come, you engage yourself in some other play, and the clock is ticking on us. So what if we are in the middle of cooking, or eating or an engaging TV show or whatever else.
So in summary, at about 3 years of age - your ideal scenario is that someone should accompany you to the toilet, and then keep spraying every couple of minutes! That's it - not asking for too much! This is actually still a win from a few months ago - when you actually expected to be entertained when in the toilet - "read me a book, tell me a story". Thankfully, we never got into mixing digital devices and toilet for you!